“Scathing and meek, furious and thoughtful, reckless and careful, brave and frightened, Coeur de Lion is something you’ve never seen before that you already know by heart.” —Daniel Handler aka Lemony Snicket
what an exquisite gentleman.
incidentally “a series of unfortunate events” is a phrase that appeared with absolutely zero irony in hundreds of desperate letters penned by the matriarch of my very real and very serial family.
is there an emoticon for the shedding of a bittersweet tear
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